A verse of naughty searches

For your year-end reading pleasure, I have made a poem of the dirtiest search engine queries that somehow led to my blog in the past year, usually for purely coincidental reasons (and now that I'm listing them here, will probably lead to it some more):

Dirty Searches 2006

melissa gilbert boobs
japanese schoolgirl pix
tits
i had sex with my teacher
hairy
eating at nipples
convince her to swallow
giada de laurentiis boobs


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