I finally succumb to a survey

I did this last night and then forgot about it. I'm sorry in advance. But at least it's one I haven't seen everywhere. Yet.

1. When you look in the mirror, what’s the first thing you look at?
My eyes
2. how much money do you have on you?
Literally, on me? I’m wearing pajamas. It’s 12:50 a.m. Nothing. In my wallet? Counting … $104 and some change. Dang. None of you are going to come rob me, right? Because I’ll totally spend it now. Don’t make me do it.
3. What’s a word that rhymes with TEST?
Breast
4. What’s your favorite plant?
Garnet penstemons. We had them in the courtyard last year and hummingbirds loved them.
5. Who’s the fourth person on your cell phone’s missed calls list?
Sam
6. What’s your main ringtone?
Sesame Street theme song
7. What shirt are you wearing?
nightshirt
8. Do you label yourself?
...female?
9. What name brand of shoes are you currently wearing?
Bare feet
10. Are you in a bright or dark room?
Bright room
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
She’s a bitch and I hate her. Ha! Just kidding! Laura’s cool.
12. Ever “spilled the beans”?
I’m sure I have at some point.
13. What were you doing last night at midnight?
Talking on the phone?
14. What did the last text message you received on your cell phone say?
“yes. hope not too late…”
15. Do you ever click on “pop-ups” or “banners”?
Yeah, I constantly click on pop-ups and banners. Nothing better. I often seek out websites that show up on google searches like “NOW FREE MP3 HOT TUNES CLICK CHICKEN WING VIAGRA ALL-EXPENSES PAID CRUISE RUSSIAN MAID PORCH SWING PUPPY FARTS SNAG-DOODLE ZIPPIDY DOO DA YAY!” just to find new ones to click when I’m bored.
16. What’s a saying that you say a lot?
“Mmmm … whole fruit popsicle”
17. Who told you they loved you last?
My mom, I believe
18. What was the last furry thing you touched?
My stuffed soccer ball. Shut up.
19. How many hours do you work per week?
About 42-43
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
None
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Oh, I don’t know. I’m sure 4 kicked a lot of ass.
22. Who is your worst enemy?
As in a person? Without getting too meta? I don’t think I have one. Unless someone knows differently…
23. What is your current desktop picture?
The Summer Palace marble boat in Beijing
24. What’s the last thing you said to someone?
“I don’t think so” when invited to go out to the Essen Haus at 11:00 tonight. (Because clearly, I needed to be in bed early.)
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks and going back in time to fix all your mistakes, which would you pick?
Oooh, that’s hard. On one hand, mistakes can be valuable experiences. On the other hand, they tend to eat away at me for a long time when I make them. But I think the potential for irrevocably screwing the time-space continuum would be too high, so I’ll take the million bucks.