Does Grandpa's turtle have nuts?

Props to Sooz for getting that question out yesterday at the ice cream parlor without even cracking a smile. (Grandpa's turtle, if you're wondering, is a sundae. And no, sadly, it has no nuts.)

Anyway. I did not meet SPJ at the BBQ, but I did meet Kris's mom. So there you go. And though we didn't finish our game of Trivial Pursuit, Stacy and I were winning. Dammit. Sam makes really good margaritas. Aaand I'm out. Happy Memorial Day!