Kindergarten recipes
With Christmas just over a week away, many people are busy with holiday baking. I'm always eager to help my readers with tips and tricks to make your lives easier. In that spirit, I'd like to share with you some recipes for this holiday season. They're perfect for family gatherings, Christmas parties, or just fixing a delicious meal or dessert for a cold night. These were originally compiled for Mother's Day, but I'm sharing them now in the hopes of making your holiday season just a little bit brighter and tastier. Don't just thank me - thank Miss Clarke's P.M. kindergarten class of 1986.

MAIN DISHES
Chicken
(recipe from David C.)
Directions:
Put it in boiling water. Turn stove on. What we are going to do is put some barbecue sauce on it. It tastes good. Take out of oven and eat it and nothing else.
Spaghetti
(recipe from Amber J.)
Directions:
On it put sticky cheese and tomato sauce, not tomato juice. Put salt and pepper on it. Well noodles. Then you cook it cause some of it's after you cook. Then you eat it.
Spaghetti and Meatballs
(recipe from Tony C.)
Directions:
First, box of string things. Put in pan. Put sauce in pan. Take hamburger, put sauce over, then it would be done.
Steak
(recipe from Gregory L.)
Directions:
Put steak in oven, has to cook for awhile. Make corn on cob, put butter on it then. I would make more steak. Then make carrot, cut them, take off corn, cook carrots. Then ice cream cones for dessert and chocolate pudding and more steak.
Bacon
(recipe from Marcy B.)
BACON
Chocolate Meat
(recipe from Lia C.)
Ingredients:
-powder
-salt
-pepper
-dough
-sugar
-meat
-chocolate
-chocolate milk
Directions:
First you start with powder and last is salt. You put it in the oven for 10 minutes and the rest of it is second and then you do dough then pepper. You do sugar fourth.
A fine transition to... DESSERTS
Cake
(recipe from Jesse O.)
Ingredients:
-3 candles
-put flowers in there
-dough
-milk
-different kinds of cookies in it
Directions:
Turn knob on right, put in oven. When it buzzes take it out. Candles around cake.
Pie
(recipe from Heidi E.)
Ingredients:
-strawberries
-pumpkin
-berries
Directions:
Make dough, put it in the oven, take it out, eat it.
Chocolate Cake
(recipe from Eric B.)
Ingredients:
-3 scoops of sugar
-chocolate frosting
-some of that chocolate mix in the middle of the whole cake
-with chocolate chips inside
Directions:
First you need a pan and put in the frosting first and then the middle and then spread the frosting on top and then put the chocolate chips in on the top, then bake it 20 minutes.
Apple Pie
(recipe from yours truly)
Ingredients:
-5 apples
-pie crust from the store
-cinnamon
Directions:
Cut the apples up, put them in a bowl, put the pie crust in a pan and put the apples in the pie crust. Sprinkle cinnamon. Put leftover crust (if you have any) over the top of the apples, then put in oven and bake for 20 minutes, take the pie out and eat it all yourself.
Cherry Pie
(recipe from Daniel M.)
Ingredients:
-powder
-knife
-cherry
Directions:
Pour sugar, stick a knife in it, press it down, slice pie. Cut ends of crust, put cherry in, put sugar in it, put more crust, cut square holes, then you eat it.
Cookies
(recipe from Jimmy C.)
Ingredients:
-chocolate chips
Directions:
Make round circle, put chocolate chips in it and put in oven for 6 minutes.
Chocolate Cookies
(recipe from Keith B.)
Ingredients:
-dough
-sugar
-chocolate
Directions:
Bake 'em.
Happy holiday baking, everyone!

MAIN DISHES
Chicken
(recipe from David C.)
Directions:
Put it in boiling water. Turn stove on. What we are going to do is put some barbecue sauce on it. It tastes good. Take out of oven and eat it and nothing else.
Spaghetti
(recipe from Amber J.)
Directions:
On it put sticky cheese and tomato sauce, not tomato juice. Put salt and pepper on it. Well noodles. Then you cook it cause some of it's after you cook. Then you eat it.
Spaghetti and Meatballs
(recipe from Tony C.)
Directions:
First, box of string things. Put in pan. Put sauce in pan. Take hamburger, put sauce over, then it would be done.
Steak
(recipe from Gregory L.)
Directions:
Put steak in oven, has to cook for awhile. Make corn on cob, put butter on it then. I would make more steak. Then make carrot, cut them, take off corn, cook carrots. Then ice cream cones for dessert and chocolate pudding and more steak.
Bacon
(recipe from Marcy B.)
BACON
Chocolate Meat
(recipe from Lia C.)
Ingredients:
-powder
-salt
-pepper
-dough
-sugar
-meat
-chocolate
-chocolate milk
Directions:
First you start with powder and last is salt. You put it in the oven for 10 minutes and the rest of it is second and then you do dough then pepper. You do sugar fourth.
A fine transition to... DESSERTS
Cake
(recipe from Jesse O.)
Ingredients:
-3 candles
-put flowers in there
-dough
-milk
-different kinds of cookies in it
Directions:
Turn knob on right, put in oven. When it buzzes take it out. Candles around cake.
Pie
(recipe from Heidi E.)
Ingredients:
-strawberries
-pumpkin
-berries
Directions:
Make dough, put it in the oven, take it out, eat it.
Chocolate Cake
(recipe from Eric B.)
Ingredients:
-3 scoops of sugar
-chocolate frosting
-some of that chocolate mix in the middle of the whole cake
-with chocolate chips inside
Directions:
First you need a pan and put in the frosting first and then the middle and then spread the frosting on top and then put the chocolate chips in on the top, then bake it 20 minutes.
Apple Pie
(recipe from yours truly)
Ingredients:
-5 apples
-pie crust from the store
-cinnamon
Directions:
Cut the apples up, put them in a bowl, put the pie crust in a pan and put the apples in the pie crust. Sprinkle cinnamon. Put leftover crust (if you have any) over the top of the apples, then put in oven and bake for 20 minutes, take the pie out and eat it all yourself.
Cherry Pie
(recipe from Daniel M.)
Ingredients:
-powder
-knife
-cherry
Directions:
Pour sugar, stick a knife in it, press it down, slice pie. Cut ends of crust, put cherry in, put sugar in it, put more crust, cut square holes, then you eat it.
Cookies
(recipe from Jimmy C.)
Ingredients:
-chocolate chips
Directions:
Make round circle, put chocolate chips in it and put in oven for 6 minutes.
Chocolate Cookies
(recipe from Keith B.)
Ingredients:
-dough
-sugar
-chocolate
Directions:
Bake 'em.
Happy holiday baking, everyone!
2 Comments:
I must say that the recipe for Bacon is fantastic!
What the hell pie was I cooking? Evidently it was a fantastic Strawberry Pumpkin pie. Excuse me while I gag..
God, I never even ate pie back then! Why would I think I knew how to make it?
Your pie sounds delicious...maybe a little dry, but delicious none the less! Too bad you won't share it.
Seriously, the bacon recipe RULES!
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