Lost at Sea (and other tales)

Every so often, I get the urge to hunt for "do-it-yourself" type things on the internet. This time the fruits of that search include the Einstein chalkboard message generator, and some mad libs from pbs.org. So, here you go:

Lost at Sea
Brianne and Maureen were taking a ship from New York City to Eurasia for their summer vacation. While they were playing cards one night, a(n) fucking storm rocked the boat for hours. Brianne hit his/her head and fell overboard! "Mazel tov!" cried Maureen . But Brianne was sinking! How ever would he/she survive? Brianne woke up suddenly and saw water and orcas all around. "How breathless!" he/she thought. Brianne needed to breathe, but was too far from the surface. His/her ear was caught in seaweed! Just then, a gazelle quickly came to the rescue! The gazelle took Brianne in its mouth and pulled him/her up for air. It made a(n) sizzling sound and swam away. "That amazing creature saved your life!" shouted Maureen as 3.14 sailors threw Brianne a life saving bass guitar .

Encounter!
Heidi and Kraig were camping by Mt. Michelle last summer when it began to snow like lemmings and dachshunds . Their tent fell down and there wasn't much food left. Kraig had only some powdered mini donuts , and that was all! There was no one for miles! So they had to set out on their way to safety with only their backpacks and some Jesuits . After hours of hiking, Heidi spotted a(n) midnight blue great white whale high in a tree, watching them! "Don't worry," said Kraig "The great white whale is not interested in humans if you leave it alone. But that unicorn over there sure seems angry about something!" The unicorn was coming right at them growling and with what looked like savory teeth! The two climbed up a tree, and the unicorn came ever closer. Kraig and Heidi were so scared! But when they looked again, it was only a baby unicorn that wanted to eat their yummy powdered mini donuts !