Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Come, visit my nation state

Go ahead, pay a visit to The Republic of Breaphene, where the national currency is the vibe, the national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, and I am the ruler of all. Oh, and I stole Martinique's flag. Here's my dossier:


The Republic of Breaphene is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18%. A substantial private sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, followed by Soda Sales and Arms Manufacturing.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Breaphene's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur and its currency is the vibe.


I just signed up now, but it seems like fun. You get to join the UN, and I just passed a law to make voting mandatory. I can't wait to see what happens. If you feel moved to create your own nation, please let me know what it is so that we may engage in trade.

4 Comments:

Blogger hip-hop-annonymous said...

You just may be the coolest person I know.

May 12, 2006 at 8:56:00 AM CDT  
Blogger hip-hop-annonymous said...

Yeah, my nation sucks ass.

It's what I call a "suck-ass nation".

Few Civil rights etc.

May 12, 2006 at 2:30:00 PM CDT  
Blogger hip-hop-annonymous said...

I'm all about my currency though.

May 12, 2006 at 2:30:00 PM CDT  
Blogger BeeKay said...

My nation sent your nation a telegram! At least, I think it was your nation.

May 13, 2006 at 11:02:00 AM CDT  

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