Holiday quote scramble

I hope everyone had/is in the process of having a good holiday. I'm now back in Madison, and I think it's time for a round of holiday quote scramble. Wit and wisdom from my family and friends this holiday season. Match the quote to the person who said it ... answers (and further explanation) next time.

Quotes:
A) "There's this gal at work who's been real sick with the dizziness, and nausea, and headache - the doctor told her it's from burning the candle, you know? Because she works 6-7 days a week at the switchboard, and there's three or four other places she works too ... you shouldn't go to all those concerts."

B) "I'm, um, just gonna go over here."

C) "It's Shrek and Fiona's castle in Far Far Away!"

D) "I don't need to see her boobs while she's cooking. That's an awfully low cut shirt. And I don't like that music they play, either. That doesn't sound like cooking music."

E) "If Mr. T and Laura Ingalls had a baby, that's what he would look like."

F) "I didn't say that! I didn't say 'The adults are allowed to eat in the living room, but not you!'" I didn't! I said ... I said ... 'The adults are allowed to eat in the living room, but not chew!'"

G) "These boots are made for walkin, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!"

H) "Maybe we could play head to head! If I get the game. And if I get my grades up."

I) "They should round up all the homeless people and have them shovel. And give them, like, three really great meals during that day."

Choices:
1. dad
2. mom
3. older sister Jaki
4. friend Lindsey
5. 10-year-old niece
6. 9-year-old nephew
7. 4-year-old nephew
8. 2-year-old nephew Miles
9. 2-year-old nephew Jack