Fun with Googlism
In case you're not familiar with Googlism, it's a website that searches for a specific person, place, or thing on google and brings you back a page of random phrases pertaining to your query. I love playing with it, because it's fun to pretend it is some kind of bizarre oracle. So I plugged in some names of friends/others/locations. Here are some of my favorite results:
Googlism for: Heidi
heidi is in need of a loving home in texas
heidi is our front desk / dental assistant person and a big asset to our team
heidi is now acclaimed as one of the nation's leading cake artists
heidi is a chewer
heidi is an extremely finicky eater
heidi is regulary featured on tv and national radio
Googlism for: Gina
gina is pregnant
gina is fucking for a better life
gina is the biggest fucking bitch ever
gina is a silly dog
gina is so wise; i have to listen carefully to catch her thickened speech
gina is not available to users for free
Googlism for: Brianne
brianne is mooching ice cream
brianne is hit by lightning and zapped to baton rouge
brianne is home from her new mexico school for kids with special needs
brianne is annoying with a capital a
brianne is the recent widow of a rich nobleman
brianne is attending college in hopes of becoming a game warden
Googlism for: Natalie
natalie is on the september cover of jane magazine
natalie is the queen of procrastination
natalie is not shown at all on the teen choice awards
natalie is hot and she's in freakin' star wars
natalie is going to run the entire world
natalie is captured by an evil spellmage called hawk
Googlism for: Nels
nels is ashamed of his physical aged frailty
nels is certified by the new york state department of health
nels is gay why else would he be so upset?
nels is a god
nels is actually psycho
nels is the shit
nels is nominated to be the announcer at the circus
Googlism for: Glenn
glenn is a hunkmobile
glenn is a pimp
glenn is jesus' brother
glenn is personally overseeing most of the content here
glenn is off today to be with george bush
glenn is also a blues harp player (who knew?)
glenn is a young knight in the service of lord viper
Googlism for: Bono
bono is no naked chef
bono is boring
bono is a dinky trabant manufacturer
bono is a pentecostal snake handler
bono is fond of eating smarties with a spoon
Googlism for: Colin
colin is delicate
colin is not a noble knight for nothing
colin is currently one of britain's top golfers
colin is shawn brady's illegitimate son
colin is on numerous medications
colin is relatively new to the british country scene
Googlism for: Lindsey
lindsey is sexy hot asian babe
lindsey is a golden retriever
lindsey is one of the most successful authors of historical romance
lindsey is just a man
lindsey is available for custom photo shoots and videos
Googlism for: Kenosha
kenosha is almost here
kenosha is a place of hobbies
kenosha is moving forward with $226
kenosha is a large city with a population of 84
kenosha is an area of mountain meadows (???)
Googlism for: Heidi
heidi is in need of a loving home in texas
heidi is our front desk / dental assistant person and a big asset to our team
heidi is now acclaimed as one of the nation's leading cake artists
heidi is a chewer
heidi is an extremely finicky eater
heidi is regulary featured on tv and national radio
Googlism for: Gina
gina is pregnant
gina is fucking for a better life
gina is the biggest fucking bitch ever
gina is a silly dog
gina is so wise; i have to listen carefully to catch her thickened speech
gina is not available to users for free
Googlism for: Brianne
brianne is mooching ice cream
brianne is hit by lightning and zapped to baton rouge
brianne is home from her new mexico school for kids with special needs
brianne is annoying with a capital a
brianne is the recent widow of a rich nobleman
brianne is attending college in hopes of becoming a game warden
Googlism for: Natalie
natalie is on the september cover of jane magazine
natalie is the queen of procrastination
natalie is not shown at all on the teen choice awards
natalie is hot and she's in freakin' star wars
natalie is going to run the entire world
natalie is captured by an evil spellmage called hawk
Googlism for: Nels
nels is ashamed of his physical aged frailty
nels is certified by the new york state department of health
nels is gay why else would he be so upset?
nels is a god
nels is actually psycho
nels is the shit
nels is nominated to be the announcer at the circus
Googlism for: Glenn
glenn is a hunkmobile
glenn is a pimp
glenn is jesus' brother
glenn is personally overseeing most of the content here
glenn is off today to be with george bush
glenn is also a blues harp player (who knew?)
glenn is a young knight in the service of lord viper
Googlism for: Bono
bono is no naked chef
bono is boring
bono is a dinky trabant manufacturer
bono is a pentecostal snake handler
bono is fond of eating smarties with a spoon
Googlism for: Colin
colin is delicate
colin is not a noble knight for nothing
colin is currently one of britain's top golfers
colin is shawn brady's illegitimate son
colin is on numerous medications
colin is relatively new to the british country scene
Googlism for: Lindsey
lindsey is sexy hot asian babe
lindsey is a golden retriever
lindsey is one of the most successful authors of historical romance
lindsey is just a man
lindsey is available for custom photo shoots and videos
Googlism for: Kenosha
kenosha is almost here
kenosha is a place of hobbies
kenosha is moving forward with $226
kenosha is a large city with a population of 84
kenosha is an area of mountain meadows (???)
Labels: internet fun
posted by BeeKay at 1:07 AM
6 Comments:
Ha! I think I like Glenn's the best. But why does googlism always think I'm a giant whore?
Sorry you're a whore.
At least I'm a reknown cake decorator! It's pretty gross that I chew though. What can I say? It's an addiction and it's tough to quit.
I must play with this "googlism". I've never done it before.
"Sorry you're a whore."
Priceless! I need to work that into casual conversation as much as I can.
Aside - dang. I should have checked this out before posting this topic ... Googlism is widespread enough now that lots of these results have been reprinted in so many blogs that they just self-perpetuate. Crazy!
MY favorite? "Bono is a pentecostal snake handler." Who wrote that? How does Googlism work? Is that actually posted on someone's page somewhere?!
Stolie
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Yup, in order to get on googlism someone, at some point, actually posted all of these phrases. Back in the good old days you could Google the complete phrases and find the source, but with all the blogs nowadays (damned blogs) the task becomes somewhat more challenging.
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